Sunday, October 15, 2006

Its now or never...


-Help!
-What is it?
- I’m so horny!
-Hahaha
- I mean it woman, remember how I haven’t been horny for such a long time, I mean… think about my past relationship you will figure how horny I am right now.
-Isn’t there anybody you could call?
-Well, I called someone already. You won’t believe this, I’ve called B, asking if I could come over, you know, to make out and he said NO.
-Hahaha you are crazy!
-I know! I feel so embarrassed… no I don’t, I’m just horny, and it’s totally acceptable!

***

-Should I call him?
-No, don’t call!
-But I want to!
-Ok then, call…
-But then I would be to easy…
-Call!
-Thanks.

***
-I’m so bored!
-Me too.

***

-Its funny how we manage to come to these events just for social appearance, and hope to find someone, a man, nice enough to consider fucking right after the boring ceremony.
-True, but we never fuck them… Stupid self respect!
-I hope they have alcohol.

10 Comments:

Blogger Dominique Lee said...

bem mulherzinha.
aiuehuaiheauie

ainda leio esse blog inteiro,
adorei! :]

parabéns!
:***

2:38 PM  
Blogger Dominique Lee said...

p.s:
"pseudoninas"
tá lá!
aeuiaheiuae

não pensei em nada melhor. Só na história da 1ª pessoa...enfim, depois vc me passa um melhor!

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
that was me! those lines were mine... now the world knows how embarrassingly lame we can be.
tbkas cris. thanks a lot!
kkkkkkkkkkkk
=*****

4:39 PM  
Blogger Fernando said...

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10:16 AM  
Blogger Fernando said...

Ok... ta tudo gringo de novo!
Olha só, na dúvida, não liga. Nunca.
Você consegue entender isso?

A propósito, agora tenho um blog.
Beijão.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amei teus textos =]

8:53 AM  
Blogger Fernando said...

Apropriamento indevido de material intelectual.
MST - Movimento dos Sem inTelecto!
Afff... quando besteira que eu falo! Entendeu? Nem eu! Choveu?

7:22 AM  
Blogger Alfred said...

Ahn...
Bjins

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAhaha só mudaria uma coisa do seu relato:

"-I hope they have Concha y Toro..."

Hahahaha, que sexta feira deliciosa, não esqueço da sua cara depois da mensagem!

Luv ya

ps: atualizei o meu blog!

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow, i know ALL there stories!

3:54 AM  

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