Saturday, July 02, 2005

This is for Luana, for old times sake

wait... Im looking for it...
here it is...

hmmm I am not inspired today but I own this for a very good friend of mine Luana Jaime.... some of you know her, some dont. But you all need to read this story and help her...Its shocking...AN ABSURD... But its a true story
Luana, Borned in Brasilisa, 7th of November 1984...2 brothers and one sister...she is the youngest one. grab a tissue, you will cry... Luana is in love...yes I am a bitch for telling that to everyone, but its a tragic love story and I wouldnt expose my dear deer friend for nothing !!! As some of you know, Luana has a very very very odd taste for male partners ( cause she also do latin people...HAHAHAHAA) This guy is special tho... he does UNB...I suppose that in a few years he will graduate! This guy (lets just call him Freddie) Freddie, is very special to her...most of you might not know him... but if you call her up anytime " yo Luana nigga lets go ANYWHERE"...she'll eventually say yes, but as usual, she wont show up...yeah fellahs Freddie keeps Lubs away from her dear friends!!! if you call her up and she says she is busy...its Freddie. He keeps her in the highest point of Torre de T.V...Why do you think she has so many hippie bracelets, purses and belts ? and the story, that her parents are in Pirinopolis... BULLSHIT...Freddie took them away....to a very distance place so they would not influence Luana in her decisions...They are together for 10 years already! Remenber that Luana was vegeterian?! Freddie raised her eating vegetables, and he taught her that Mc Donalds wasnt real meat! You think Luana always liked cats?! HAHAHA no you dumbfuck Freddie taught her to like cats, feed them, take out their sex and put them into donation! Freddie taught her to wear only different socks, cause white socks are just boring...everything our dear friend Luana is now, its because of Freddie...now you are probably wondering " Why, Why, Why in the name of Plato, Luana never mention Freddie to us?!"...He didnt let her...Now I come upon you all to help me! Last episode:::Luana was invited to go to Zeca Balero concert, Which she loves, She wont go, cause she has to run after Freddie...Freddie is getting married in a few months and he will leave our dear Luana alone.And she is madly in love with this man... he was her love, her life...He got tired of her found another woman....yup she is latin..HAHAHAAH we have to adopt her,and help Lubs to go trough such a difficult time.... and I am willing to do that, but I need money, see...Luana demands lots of care, food, cats, colored socks, pizza, funny weird cds, miojo,filho de gandhi, hippie fair bracelets, phone, cursinho, car, and so on...Please I need R$1,00 from all of you to help me to raise our little girl in a proper and dignified way. Pass this email on to all your friends that know Luana, acuqaintances, or to stooopid people who donate money to everything!
Banco do Brasil
conta:150528
Agencia:2872x
Thank you !!!